HAVE a BALL ... HERE
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'
'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.
'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'
The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'
To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?'
WALKING & BEER ...
A recent study found the average American walks about
900 miles per year. Another study found Americans drink,
on average, 22 gallons of beer a year.
That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles
to the gallon.
Kind of makes you proud to be an American.
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SPEEDERS BEWARE ...
If you are caught SPEEDING in GEORGIA, the first offense will get you 2 tickets to a Falcons Game. The second offense, and you will be forced to use them ...
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They were together in the house ...
Just the two of them.
It was a cold, dark, stormy night.
The storm had come quickly and each time the thunder boomed he watched her jump.
She looked across the room and admired his strong appearance and wished that he would take her in his arms, comfort her and protect her
from the storm.
Suddenly, with a pop, the power went out ... she screamed.
He raced to the sofa where she was cowering.
He didn't hesitate to pull her into his arms.
He knew this was a forbidden union and expected her to pull back.
He was surprised when she didn't resist but instead clung to him.
The storm raged on ...
They knew it was wrong ...
Their families would never understand ...
So consumed were they in their FEAR that they didn't hear the door open ...
just the faint click of a camera....
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